JockMcScotch

I'm great in bed. I never fall out.

I'm from Glasgow, Scotland have been working and living in 101 for the last year and a half. I'm looking for a single girl and would like to start with a wee chat. I have no children. I smoke. I joke. I forget things. I don't look strange. I smell nice. I don't speak Icelandic very well. In fact, I'm terrible at it but it's a lovely language. I enjoy everything, apart from long walks. Unless I'm with someone who talks or I have my ipod.

I'm very open, honest and up for a laugh so just send me a msg. :)

I just found out that this is a great website when translating everyone's descriptions through Google Translate.... some people get up to some weird shit apparently. Lots of elephant fetishes... very odd.

And people have mentioned my 166 height... i have no idea if that's right or not.... i'm about 5 foot 6, so i'm not a dwarf. Although if you compare me to say... a moon... i'm pretty small.